Rodeo Bill
 
Rodeo bill took a plane to Dallas
to buy a new horse for his boss.

Got drunk with a friend who worked at the Palace

that dad-blamed night was a loss.
 
Bill woke up next day and remembered his job
though his mind was looped from the sauce.
 
He still bought the horse, which was shipped to Nogales
then, politely, his cookies did toss.
©Steve Dirksen