Ready, Set and Go!
 
I was driving across the desert to place a small bet
The sky was kind of gray I hadn't had my flat tire yet
Ten bucks said I could eat more flap jacks then the rest
Jimmy from the Bar C held that title and was best
 
Sunday morning July third and here I was again
Just a shot of bottled water prepared me for the win
All the boys was gathered like soldiers in a row
Stacks of pancakes set before us, ready, set and go!
 
Carl on my left was on his number five
When he stopped like a boxer about to take a dive
As I was on number seven, I grinned like a pro
slam dunking number eight with number nine in tow
 
then I saw "the glaze" come over Jimmy smiling wide
he'd just finished number ten and hit the runners stride
like when those marathoner's legs coast on cruise
all the others had stopped not caring that they'd lose
 
well, I jammed it into second catching up to twelve
I could see that contest coffee cup sitting on my shelve
Jimmy grinned through syrup and he grabbed six more
I had to pick up seven just to even up the score
 
Jim was from Montana where he'd learned to wrestle steer
Big enough so someone else would always buy his beer
And I did respect him kind ofÉ although I called him names
In places where I was safe from, "What did you call me?" games
 
On this Sunday morning I was close as any came
I only got two more downÉ extinguishing my flame
Jimmy won with twenty one just like Billy the Kid
as I scratched flap jacks off my list, cause of what I did
©Steve Dirksen